This dickhead spider bit me the other day then disappeared. So what I did was buy some spider poison from the mega-superstore that’s always been real friendly to me, splash it around the basement, the attic, the garden, the front yard and the next two streets beyond.
I’m pretty sure it killed the spider that bit me, though all the non-bitey spiders just minding their own business might have been caught up in it.
But that’s okay, as long as I won.
Do you see?